The fine print...

We'd love for you to click on the glowing link above that takes you to our guestbook. Please feel free to browse through it, and post your personal thoughts on the pages therein. However, we reserve the right to change any negative comments you may have entered - and spin them into positive comments. In other words, when we are through 'fixin' it may seem to the world that you absolutely love us with all of your heart, soul, mind & being. If we find your comments to be profane, unsavory, unrulely, undignified, rude, uncooth, mispelled, neencumpoopish, silly, mean spirited, imbiguous, hateful, ugly, goofy, retarded, improperly punctuated, or just plain numbskullish, we will do one, some or all of the following. (1) Have dozens of anchovie pizzas sent to your house at two in the morning (2) Secretly attach a "I LOVE GAY PORN" bumper sticker to your car (3) Give your children a grande esspresso and a free puppy (4) Write a disgusting song about your wife (5) Tell her you inspired it and helped us write it (6) Laugh our @$$es off and send you a "thank you" note.
In short, you can just never tell about us. Thanks for playing along!